So, technically this should be terrible news for the entire non-deaf population of the United States; however, as a Terrapin (and someone weary from the insufferable state of popular music), I choose to look on the bright side here, which consists of inevitably endless laughter and ridicule.
Exhibit A: JJ’s PoetryNo bandage can cover my scars
It’s hard living a life behind invisible bars
Searching for the face of God
I’m only inspired by the poems of Nas
And in case you forgot everything from that elementary school lesson on what an A-A-B-B rhyme scheme is, go check out more of JJ’s poetry at SI.com.
Exhibit B: He has the skills to brag & boast about
Exhibit C: Swagger
According to Deadpsin, he hopes to drop the
balldebut “song” by the end of the year…
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