JJ Reddick Is Releasing a Rap Album

joepetro:

(via deadspin)

Damn it. First Creed, then Uncle Cracker, now JJ Reddick?

So, technically this should be terrible news for the entire non-deaf population of the United States; however, as a Terrapin (and someone weary from the insufferable state of popular music), I choose to look on the bright side here, which consists of inevitably endless laughter and ridicule.

Exhibit A: JJ’s Poetry

No bandage can cover my scars
It’s hard living a life behind invisible bars
Searching for the face of God
I’m only inspired by the poems of Nas

And in case you forgot everything from that elementary school lesson on what an A-A-B-B rhyme scheme is, go check out more of JJ’s poetry at SI.com.

Exhibit B: He has the skills to brag & boast about

Exhibit C: Swagger

According to Deadpsin, he hopes to drop the ball debut “song” by the end of the year…

thedailywhat:

Man, I hate when that happens.
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thedailywhat:

Man, I hate when that happens.

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Ideal Spokesman Opportunities For Washed Up Rappers

joepetro:

Here’s a little sample of something I just did for CollegeHumor. If you enjoy it, go LIKE it and DIGG it please.

Coolio for Carnival

Busta Rhymes for Goldman Chiropractic

robhuebel:

No.
Come on.
No.

robhuebel:

No.

Come on.

No.

thedailywhat:

President Obama Calling Kanye West A Jackass of the Day: Leave it to TMZ to obtain the audio of Obama’s now-infamous off-the-record “jackass” remark made just prior to an interview with CNBC.

This is everything I hoped it would be.

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azizisbored:

That was an insanely fast turn around. Gotta love YouTube.
thedailywhat:

Nail Extensions of the Day: Kid Sister eat your heart out! Handpainted Super Mario Bros. 3 nails by aptly-named Photobucket user nailchick27.
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I want to go to there.

thedailywhat:

Nail Extensions of the Day: Kid Sister eat your heart out! Handpainted Super Mario Bros. 3 nails by aptly-named Photobucket user nailchick27.

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I want to go to there.

fuckyeahhappy:

dorkvader:

pwnator:

stereotypecaster:
BAHAHAHAHA.

this is worth breaking my internet ban

fuckyeahhappy:

dorkvader:

pwnator:

stereotypecaster:

BAHAHAHAHA.

this is worth breaking my internet ban

If James Bond Movies Were Named From Infomercials

joepetro:

This is an excerpt of an article I wrote for CollegeHumor. Check out the rest here. Can you DIGG it?Set It and Forget It

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