joepetro:

(via deadspin)

Damn it. First Creed, then Uncle Cracker, now JJ Reddick?

So, technically this should be terrible news for the entire non-deaf population of the United States; however, as a Terrapin (and someone weary from the insufferable state of popular music), I choose to look on the bright side here, which consists of inevitably endless laughter and ridicule.

Exhibit A: JJ’s Poetry

No bandage can cover my scars
It’s hard living a life behind invisible bars
Searching for the face of God
I’m only inspired by the poems of Nas

And in case you forgot everything from that elementary school lesson on what an A-A-B-B rhyme scheme is, go check out more of JJ’s poetry at SI.com.

Exhibit B: He has the skills to brag & boast about

Exhibit C: Swagger

According to Deadpsin, he hopes to drop the ball debut “song” by the end of the year…